Affiliate Marketing Store Affiliate Login

Join our affiliate program and you will earn a 20% commission for every sale you send our way! Simply create your account, place your linking code into your website and watch your account balance grow as your visitors become our customers.

How Does it Work?

The process is very simple:

1. Visitor clicks on an affiliate link on your site or in an email.

2. The visitors IP is logged and a cookie is placed in their browser for tracking purposes.

3. The visitor browses our site, and may decide to order.

4. If the visitor orders (the order does not need to be placed during the same browser session - cookies and IPs are stored up to a configurable amount of time), the order will be registered as a sale for you and you will receive 20% commission for this sale.

Already an Affiliate?

Please visit the Affiliate Login page and enter your username and password to gain access to your account statistics, banners, linking code.

Affiliate Terms and Rules

Follow these rules, or risk not being paid for all affiliate commissions generated.

1. No purchasing products or services through your own affiliate links. This is easily traceable and your affiliate account will be closed without warning.
2. Traffic can be sent through your affiliate link by search traffic, social media, display advertising, email, blog reviews, etc. But please don't send direct linked contextual/pop-up traffic. My itty-bitty VPS can't take the flood of traffic contextual traffic sends.
3. Use of your own creatives is allowed, but please keep it PG-13. Cleavage is fine, nipples make for angry moms. Learn the difference.
4. Don't try and game the system. Attempting to artificially inflate your stats or hack your stats will be met with me shortly closing your account with no payment.
5. Have fun. You can splash, but please don't pee in the water.

Each sale you generate will net you 20%. Affiliates will be paid out at the end of each month if they've generated more than $25 in sales. If $25 hasn't been generated, the account balance will be carried over until it reaches the $25 payout threshold.